What Type Of Hoe Are You?

What type of hoe are you?    

1) The Non-Hoe: This is the female who is really not a hoe…..Possibly a virgin.

2) The Traditional Hoe: This is the female that does not discriminate between who she has sex with.

3) The Classic Hoe: This is the female that has sex for personal gain…money, clothes, promotions/raises etc.

4) The Traditional Wifey Hoe: This is the female that is married, but faithful to her husband, however, she has sex with her husband to get clothes for the kids, getting her way, money, to clam him down etc.

5) The Slut Hoe: This is the female that looks grimy and dirty and everyone knows she is the neighborhood hoe.

6) The Good-Girl Hoe: This is the female that you would never imagine that she is actually some form of a hoe.

7) The First Date Hoe: This is the female that will have sex on the first date, and then say, “she is really not that type of girl”.

8) The Undercover Hoe: This is the female that will purposely wait, at least a day after meeting a guy to have sex.

9) The One-Day-At-A-Time Hoe: This is the female that will have sex with a lot of men, but not on the same day. (24 hours must pass first) 

10) The “I’ll Take Your Man Hoe”: This is the female that will purposely have sex with your man, because he is your man.

11) The Conditional Hoe: This is the female that will only perform sexual acts on her terms and in her time frame.

12) The Down Low Hoe: This is the female that will never admit to herself or to anyone else, that she is a hoe.

13) The Traveling Hoe: This is the female that no one knows is a hoe, because she is out-of-town.

14) The Hello Again Hoe: This is the female that took some time off, from being a hoe.  She has decided to become celibate. 

15) The Married Hoe: This is the female that is married, but is being unfaithful to her husband.

16) The Home-Made Hoe:  This is the female that is not married and not satisfied with her man; so she has decided to find it elsewhere.  

17) The Perfect Hoe: This is the female that is definitely a hoe, but is single, no kids, she practices safe sex and she is having sex for healthy reasons and not to fulfilled some type of emotional void.

This is just something funny to think about.  However, I know; you know someone who is a Hoe. Or it could be you?  I not asking you to identify this person or even yourself.   But, I do know this, the first step is always to identify the problem first!  Once you are able to admit there is a problem; then you can start the process of solving it. – hint – ( a problem is something that is interfering with your daily life). Oh yeah, to be a Hoe, is not just a female issue.   A man can be a Hoe too!!!!  So, lets talk about it.

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3 Comments

  1. Darius R. Smith said,

    December 12, 2009 at 3:14 am

    Let’s not forget the “I’m not satisfied at home so i’ll go find it elsewhere hoe!”

    • Charlette said,

      December 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm

      Hey Darius,
      I’m going to add that one to the list. Thank you!

      Title: The Home-Made Hoe

      Charlette

      • Darius Smith said,

        January 5, 2010 at 6:03 pm

        LOL!!


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