What Type Of Lover Are You?

What type of lover are you?

1) The “Duck-and-Weave Lover”: This is the lover; that has no idea what they are doing, but they think they do.

2) The “Pogo-Stick Lover”: This is the lover; that is moving all over the place, but not in the right place.

3) The “Kitchen-Countertop Lover”: This is the lover that is down for whatever; anywhere and anytime.

4) The “It’s-All-About-Me Lover”: This is the lover; that will go out of their way to please you; however, it is really all about their own enjoyment and not yours. (This one can be tricky)

5) The” Wanna-Be-Superman Lover”: This is the lover; that with a dose of Kryptonite they can be ALL That!

6) The “That-A-Boy or Girl Lover”: This is the lover; that needs a lot of encouraging words to perform at their fullest potential.

7) The “Here-We-Go-Again Lover”: This is the lover; that you could set your watch to. (you always know what is coming next).

8) The “Do-Over Lover”: This is the lover; that think the second time around will be really, really better.

9) The “Say-What-You-Mean and Mean What You Say-Lover”: This is the lover; that talked a good game, but did not or could not back it up.

10) The “Toe-Twisting Lover”: This is the lover; that seems to have magical powers.

Good relationships are not all about the type of ‘loving’ you are getting or not getting. There are other variables that make a good relationship….Trust, Honesty, Faithfulness, Compatibility, Ability to effectively communicate with one another, Intimacy etc. And, if you can laugh out loud together, that is half the battle.

Lesson For Today:
Good lovers can be those partners that we are emotionally and mentally attracted to.

Live, Love and Laugh Often
Charlette Marie

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4 Comments

  1. Darius Smith said,

    January 5, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    Hell….i would think all men would strive to be a number 10, but, i would probably call myself an HONEST number 4! I do try to go out of my way to please my mate, and yes that makes me very happy!!! So actually let’s add em together and call me a 14!!! 🙂

    • Charlette said,

      January 7, 2010 at 2:58 pm

      Hey Darius,

      If calling you a 14, makes you happy….OK!!!

      Thanks your comment, Mr. #14.

      Live, Love and Laugh Often
      Charlette Marie

  2. Andrea said,

    January 7, 2010 at 7:21 am

    this was so funny i am still laughing, i am so glad i am not looking for a lover.

    • Charlette said,

      January 7, 2010 at 3:00 pm

      Hey Andrea,

      Consider yourself VERY lucky!

      Live, Love and Laugh Often
      Charlette Marie


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