What Type Of Kisser Are You?

What Type of Kisser Are you?

1) The “Super-Soaker” Kisser: This is the kisser that leaves your face totally WET after kissing you and in some cases a very strange smell as well.

2) The “Lip-Sucker” Kisser: This is the kisser that is turned on by; sucking on your lips VERY hard and you are praying for them to let GO!

3) The “Tongue-Diver” Kisser: This is the kisser that enjoys trying to make their way down your throat with their tongue.

4) The “Tight-Lip” Kisser: This is the kisser that likes to grind their lips together when they are kissing you. Otherwise, known as the Grandma Kiss.

5) The “I know What You Ate” Kisser: This is the kisser that you can smell what they have ate as they lean in to kiss you and you can even taste it afterward.

6) The “Bootie-Call” Kisser: This is the kisser that will only kiss you either in the dark or after the dark.

7) The “Dry and Crusty” Kisser: This is the kisser that you would seriously consider buying an unlimited supply of lip balm for their birthday.

8) The “Put A leash On Your Tongue” Kisser: This is the kisser that likes to put their tongue in CRAZY places, such as: The inside of your nose or between your toes.

9) The “Noise-Maker” Kisser: This is the kisser that will make some form of a sound EVERY time they kiss you.

10) The “Smooth and Sexy” Kisser: This is the kisser that can kiss you so wonderfully; you know that they are probably wonderful in other areas.

It’s really nothing else to say about kissing. Either it’s good or it’s not. It’s really simple.

Live, Love and Laugh Often
Charlette Marie

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What Type Of Lover Are You?

What type of lover are you?

1) The “Duck-and-Weave Lover”: This is the lover; that has no idea what they are doing, but they think they do.

2) The “Pogo-Stick Lover”: This is the lover; that is moving all over the place, but not in the right place.

3) The “Kitchen-Countertop Lover”: This is the lover that is down for whatever; anywhere and anytime.

4) The “It’s-All-About-Me Lover”: This is the lover; that will go out of their way to please you; however, it is really all about their own enjoyment and not yours. (This one can be tricky)

5) The” Wanna-Be-Superman Lover”: This is the lover; that with a dose of Kryptonite they can be ALL That!

6) The “That-A-Boy or Girl Lover”: This is the lover; that needs a lot of encouraging words to perform at their fullest potential.

7) The “Here-We-Go-Again Lover”: This is the lover; that you could set your watch to. (you always know what is coming next).

8) The “Do-Over Lover”: This is the lover; that think the second time around will be really, really better.

9) The “Say-What-You-Mean and Mean What You Say-Lover”: This is the lover; that talked a good game, but did not or could not back it up.

10) The “Toe-Twisting Lover”: This is the lover; that seems to have magical powers.

Good relationships are not all about the type of ‘loving’ you are getting or not getting. There are other variables that make a good relationship….Trust, Honesty, Faithfulness, Compatibility, Ability to effectively communicate with one another, Intimacy etc. And, if you can laugh out loud together, that is half the battle.

Lesson For Today:
Good lovers can be those partners that we are emotionally and mentally attracted to.

Live, Love and Laugh Often
Charlette Marie

What Type Of Lover Are You?

Listing will be posted soon????

I’m still thinking!!!

Live, Love and Laugh Often!!!

Charlette Marie

What Type Of Liar Are You?

What Type Of Liar Are You?

1)      The ‘Drive-by’ Liar:  This is the liar that will get in and out of the lie quick.  They do not want to get caught-up in the lie and forget what they have said.

2)      The “It’s-Takes-Two-To-Play-That-Game” Liar: This is the liar they will co-sign on your lie as if your lie was the truth.     (you will find these types of liars among men)

3)      The ‘Pretzel’ Liar:  This is the liar that no one knows when the truth ends and lie begins.

4)      The ‘Generational’ Liar: This is the liar that come a whole family of liars.

5)      The “I’m Only Thinking Of You” Liar: This is the type of liar that will tell you, I only lied, because the truth would have hurt you more.    (that is my favorite)

6)      The ‘If I Had A Penny’ Liar: This is the liar that if they received a penny after every lie, they would be a millionaire.

7)      The ‘You Need To Let It Go’ Liar: This is the liar that would better off, telling the truth from the beginning.

8)      The ‘Everlasting’ Lair: This is the lair that will take their lies to the grave. 

9)      The ‘Elementary’ Liar: This is the lair that will tell a lie for no reason at all, just because they can.

10)   The ‘Specialist’ of Liars: This is the liar that believes the actual lie is the truth.  And, they understand the process of creating a lie that others will believe as well.

So, what type of liar are you?    Can a person go through their entire life without telling a single lie?  A lie here and there is that really a problem?   As I have said before, if lying has started to have a negative impact on your daily life; then maybe it’s time to take a closer look at the reasons for the lie(s).  

Live, Love and Laugh

Charlette Marie

What Type Of Hoe Are You?

What type of hoe are you?    

1) The Non-Hoe: This is the female who is really not a hoe…..Possibly a virgin.

2) The Traditional Hoe: This is the female that does not discriminate between who she has sex with.

3) The Classic Hoe: This is the female that has sex for personal gain…money, clothes, promotions/raises etc.

4) The Traditional Wifey Hoe: This is the female that is married, but faithful to her husband, however, she has sex with her husband to get clothes for the kids, getting her way, money, to clam him down etc.

5) The Slut Hoe: This is the female that looks grimy and dirty and everyone knows she is the neighborhood hoe.

6) The Good-Girl Hoe: This is the female that you would never imagine that she is actually some form of a hoe.

7) The First Date Hoe: This is the female that will have sex on the first date, and then say, “she is really not that type of girl”.

8) The Undercover Hoe: This is the female that will purposely wait, at least a day after meeting a guy to have sex.

9) The One-Day-At-A-Time Hoe: This is the female that will have sex with a lot of men, but not on the same day. (24 hours must pass first) 

10) The “I’ll Take Your Man Hoe”: This is the female that will purposely have sex with your man, because he is your man.

11) The Conditional Hoe: This is the female that will only perform sexual acts on her terms and in her time frame.

12) The Down Low Hoe: This is the female that will never admit to herself or to anyone else, that she is a hoe.

13) The Traveling Hoe: This is the female that no one knows is a hoe, because she is out-of-town.

14) The Hello Again Hoe: This is the female that took some time off, from being a hoe.  She has decided to become celibate. 

15) The Married Hoe: This is the female that is married, but is being unfaithful to her husband.

16) The Home-Made Hoe:  This is the female that is not married and not satisfied with her man; so she has decided to find it elsewhere.  

17) The Perfect Hoe: This is the female that is definitely a hoe, but is single, no kids, she practices safe sex and she is having sex for healthy reasons and not to fulfilled some type of emotional void.

This is just something funny to think about.  However, I know; you know someone who is a Hoe. Or it could be you?  I not asking you to identify this person or even yourself.   But, I do know this, the first step is always to identify the problem first!  Once you are able to admit there is a problem; then you can start the process of solving it. – hint – ( a problem is something that is interfering with your daily life). Oh yeah, to be a Hoe, is not just a female issue.   A man can be a Hoe too!!!!  So, lets talk about it.